If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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