I got chris browned last night
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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