just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Semen is not good for contacts.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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