at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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