Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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