And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize