But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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