marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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