come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Randomize
