is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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