people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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