i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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