You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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