I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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