You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
is this the sara with the beer cane?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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