I heard we made out
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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