On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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