My brain says no but my pants say off.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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