Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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