what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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