i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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