Nicole vs. Life
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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