nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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