Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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