would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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