when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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