It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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