Having a random hookup so left but love u
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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