Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Randomize
