I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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