his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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