I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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