Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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