Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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