I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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