at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
please don't ironically join a cult
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