on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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