I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
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Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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