I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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