I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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