i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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