I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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