You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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