You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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