The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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