am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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