are you still at the devil's house?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm both gender and math confused
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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