I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Randomize