Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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