Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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