No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
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You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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