He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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