What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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