We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
