you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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